(Source: arithmetists)
(Source: betteporters)
SHAWN: Look, I’ll be honest, I’m doing everything I can to fend Melinda off. But in the end I think my charms may prove too much for her to resist.
JULIET: You kiss her, you die.
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JULIET: Poor Melinda, who does she possibly have to choose from now?
SHAWN: Hello…? I’m standing right here.
JULIET: I know.
The Juliet Jealousy Chronicles: Part II
(Source: arithmetists)
JULIET: Doctor?!
LASSIE: Single mingle!
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JULIET: That is cheating, right?
LASSIE: Absolutely.
The Juliet Jealousy Chronicles: Part I
(Source: arithmetists)
JULIET: So Carlton’s new condo is haunted and his ceiling is bleeding?
GUS: Yes.
SHAWN: It all happened when we took a late night trip to Tinkletown.
GUS: …not together.
(Source: threeholepuncher)
